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- From: "Max Braude" <skybird@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Max Braude" <skybird@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:07:29 +1100
Little Johnny was sitting at the top of his stairs with his cat one day
eating smarties. He would eat a smartie, bite the cat, and move down a
stair.
His dad saw this and watched him do it a couple of more times.
The kid would eat a smartie, bite the cat, and move down a step.
He watched his son do this one more time and he finally had to ask him what
he was doing.
He said, "Son, you eat a smartie, bite the cat and move down a step. What
are you doing?"
His son said, "I'm practicing to be a truck driver."
His father said, "What do you mean?"
Son said, "I'm popping pills, eating pussy, and moving on."
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