[etni] I think we need to find other jobs......

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....and not only because of the planned budget cuts!  Read on guys!
As ever,
Adele



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and 
health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical 
studies. 
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British 
or Americans. 
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or 
Americans. 3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart 
attacks than the British or Americans.
 4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks 
than the British or Americans. 
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer 
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what 
kills you. 





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