[etni] Happy Pessach!

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Happy Pessach! Take a break from that cleaning and enjoy this:

As ever,
Adele





 GEORGE CARLIN STRIKES AGAIN

1.  Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those
littlebottles of Evian water?  Try spelling Evian backwards.

2.  Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

3.  OK....  so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
Tennessee Titans?

4.  If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?

5.  There are three religious truths:
a.  Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b.  Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.
c.  Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

6.  If people from Polandare called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?

7.  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8.  If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

9.  Why do croutons come in airtight packages?  Aren't they just stalebread
to begin with?

10.  Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?

11.  Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12.  If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that...
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

13.  If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14.  Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15.  What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

16.  I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older; then it dawned on me....they're cramming for their final
exam.

17.  I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny littlespoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?

18.  Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
Whatare we supposed to do, write to them?  Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver the mail?
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