[etni] Fw: To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

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From: "Adele Raemer" <raemer@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "ETNI discussion list" <etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

We used to have people sending funny things over ENTI (Leach Wolf and Dave
Barry stuff, I believe) - I really miss that and hope this doesn't get
edited, because _I_ still can't see through the tears after reading them.
I intend to use some in my classroom, as well (what the hell, MY kids
already KNOW that I'm one clown short of a circus :)

ENJOY!!!!
Shabbat Shalom

Adele

  20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and Point A Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone Has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Dont Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

  And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity..
  20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..

  It's Called Therapy...

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