[etni] Fun with words
- From: שי <eyelevel2u@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:15:58 +0200
*There's always time for some fun...*
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**Fun With Words*
? A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
? In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that
votes.
? With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
? Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
? When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
? You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
? He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
? A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
? A plateau is a high form of flattery.
? The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
? When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
? When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
? Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
? Acupuncture is a jab well done.
? Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
*Unknown writer/s
Shay Arama
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