[etni] [FWD: The wizard is off to see my second grade teacher]

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 Subject: The wizard is off to see my second grade teacher
 From: "Barry" <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
 
 Hi everybody.
 
 Here's my problem.
 
 Well, actually it's the least of my problems:
 
 I want to write a CV, for the first time in many a year, and go out into the 
world.
 
 'WORD" used to have a 'CV ' wizard, where all you had to do was stick in your 
data and PRINT, but WORD 97, as one of its marvellous improvements, always 
seems to be missing the feature that one needs right now. 
 
 I went to HELP.
 
  HELP tells me to take it from the SETUP. 
 
 Take it from the setup.
 
  Well, back in Talmud Torah they didn't teach  us to take a wizard from the 
setup;  they were too busy teaching us to write in lovely script, assinine 
little sayings like ' A Stitch in Time Saves Nine,' or ' The Pen is Mightier 
than the Sword.'  And when I asked Mrs Berman in Grade 2  why was it ,if 
pictures of trilobite fossils looked so similar to fish vertebrae, didn't 
Darwin see them as an obvious part of the evolutionary chain, she just smiled 
and told me to go on with my penmanship, especially as all the other kids, in 
particular  Francis Kaplan, were down to the bottom of the page and I was still 
on my first 'The Pen is.'
 
  WELL, MRS BERMAN, WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW, EH? A FAT LOT OF GOOD YOU DID ME!!
 
 I'm sorry.  I'm having a hard day.
 
 By the time you answer me, I'll have the CV typed out anyway, but let me know, 
please.
 
 Barry

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