[drivingpairs] Fwd: Cute Amish buggy situation joke

Greetings all, and I hope you forgive the cross posting, but this is just 
too good to not pass on!  I think everyone will agree on that!




An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer 
stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer.
"I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is 
broken and it could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it 
as soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is 
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to 
animals so you should have your husband check that too."

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home, she told her husband about 
the broken reflector and he said he would put a new one on immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "the policeman said there was something wrong 
with the emergency brake."




Laura Crews
Country Roads Farm Welsh Ponies*
Virginia
*and Fancy Rats

"My furs are not in storage or draped across the bed,
They're hanging from the cage door, waiting to be fed."

"Horses very rarely display the extreme strength that they are blessed with. 
It is truly awesome when you see it. You want it pointed in the right 
direction."

Anyone who would release an animal into the wild to fend for itself should 
themselves be put out in the wilderness with no food or water. If they 
survive, then they know how the animal feels. If they don't survive, then 
they have improved the human gene pool....

Remember: STUPIDITY IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE!


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