>>Your idea of multimedia is turning on the stereo in the next room. Already Done! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Peter - http://szaro.net ~~~~~~~~~~~ -----Original Message----- From: computertalkshop-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:computertalkshop-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Eric C. Vogel Sent: Friday, December 13, 2002 2:29 PM To: computertalkshop@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [CTS] Reasons to Upgrade your computer Reasons to Upgrade your computer * Your graphics accelerator card is connected to the treadmill in your hamsters cage. * The smoke and fumes from your CPU are beginning to affect your health. * The only sound you get from your sound card is "cough, cough.. .wheeze" * You attempt to connect to a site with graphics and your modem displays a pop-up window saying "You're kidding, right?" * The start button on your Window 95 taskbar says "Attempt to Start" * Your idea of multimedia is turning on the stereo in the next room. * Your email comes back with postage due. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- Computer Talk Shop http://www.computertalkshop.com Un-subscribe/Vacation, http://listoptions.computertalkshop.com List HowTo: http://faq.computertalkshop.com To join Computer Talk Shop's off topic list, please goto: http://computertalkshop.com/other_cts_lists.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------------ --- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Computer Talk Shop http://www.computertalkshop.com Un-subscribe/Vacation, http://listoptions.computertalkshop.com List HowTo: http://faq.computertalkshop.com To join Computer Talk Shop's off topic list, please goto: http://computertalkshop.com/other_cts_lists.htm ---------------------------------------------------------------------------