[Bristol-Birds] Santa going to crack whip at BBC Christmas Party

BBC CHRISTMAS PARTY
EXCITEMENT FANTASTIC

Old Santa says he is making
his list and checking it twice,
gona find out who went birding
or who lied about going birding.

Santa has received several
e-mails complaining about
regional birders who have told
fibs about good birds seen
this year.

The jolly ol' elf is not putting
up with this behavior.  He 
plans on dealing with dishonesty.

 Meanwhile, birders from throughout the region are busy
 working on their delicious dishes for Saturday night's party.

 Chief Santa Elf, Dave Worley, is asking Congress for a
 $350,000 bailout for the Bristol Bird Club.  President Worley
 has stated that the BBC's expected expenses for the annual
 BBC Christmas Party will be close to $250,000.  Another
 $100,000 will be spent on a new General Motors bus to
 haul BBC members around on local field trips.  BBC is at
 risk of going broke by February if the bailout money does
 not arrive.  He is driving his car to the party rather than
 flying in the Santa sled he usually takes.

 BBC members are looking forward to a great evening of
 fellowship and hope all other regional birders will join in.
 -- Saturday, Dec 6, at 6 p.m. at Michele Sparks' home.

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