[bct] tech support

  • From: "Lois Goodine" <al419@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "blindcooltech" <blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:14:45 -0800

Considering the trouble some of us have with tech support from various places, I
thought this might be appropriate in sort of a goofy way.

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, to no
avail.  What can I do?
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to
Tears 6.2,
which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.   If
that application works as
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.
BUT remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband
1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will
create Snoring
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law
1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 2.5.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

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