lol lol That was the most beautifully thought-out, if not completely
brilliantly scientific explanation. Oh, if only it were true ...
----- Original Message ----- From: "The Scarlet Wombat" <coconut@xxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, December 25, 2005 12:51 PM
Subject: [bct] Re: pitch changes in digital files
Mary, I suspect this has to do with the gravitational attraction between the bits and bytes. Hum, can't be that, maybe it is a function of the chocolate on the x axis and butterscotch on the y axis. No, can't be that, either. Ah, I have it, It is a function of time dilation that happens as one approaches the speed of light, according to special relativity. Yup, that's it. You are running around so fast, the time dilation lowers the pitch of the files.
Hope your Christmas is first rate.
Dan, who actually has no idea, whatever
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