[bct] Re: The 12 Days of Thanksgiving

  • From: "Maria" <malyn87@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2005 20:28:16 -0500

That was good, real good!

Maria

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Lois Goodine" <al419@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "blindcooltech" <blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Tuesday, November 22, 2005 7:56 PM
Subject: [bct] The 12 Days of Thanksgiving


> Here is a bit of humor that was sent to me.  I thought you might enjoy it
> too.
>
> > THE 12 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING
>
> > On the First Day..... We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its
> > hot
> > trimmings. On the Second Day..... We bless the cold turkey sandwiches,
> > sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. On the Third Day..... We praise
> > the
> > turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies. On the Fourth Day..... We thank
the
> > pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or we'd be celebrating
> > Thanksgiving until April. On the Fifth Day..... We gobble up cubed bird
> > casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey carcass. On the Sixth
> > Day..... We show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings
> > cashews
> > at the turkey and calls it Oriental. On the Seventh Day..... We forgive
> > our
> > forefathers and pass the turkey-nugget pizza. On the Eighth Day..... The
> > word ''vegetarian'' keeps popping into our heads. On the Ninth Day.....
We
> > check our hair to make sure we're not beginning to sprout feathers. On
the
> > Tenth Day..... We hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the
> > broiler. On the Eleventh Day..... We smile over the creamed gizzard
> > because
> > the thigh bones are in sight. On the Twelfth Day..... We apologize for
> > running out of turkey leftovers. And everybody says, "Amen!"
> Lois
>
>
>
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