[bct] The 12 Days of Thanksgiving

  • From: "Lois Goodine" <al419@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "blindcooltech" <blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 22 Nov 2005 16:56:29 -0800

Here is a bit of humor that was sent to me.  I thought you might enjoy it


> On the First Day..... We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its
> hot
> trimmings. On the Second Day..... We bless the cold turkey sandwiches,
> sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. On the Third Day..... We praise
> the
> turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies. On the Fourth Day..... We thank the
> pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or we'd be celebrating
> Thanksgiving until April. On the Fifth Day..... We gobble up cubed bird
> casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey carcass. On the Sixth
> Day..... We show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings
> cashews
> at the turkey and calls it Oriental. On the Seventh Day..... We forgive
> our
> forefathers and pass the turkey-nugget pizza. On the Eighth Day..... The
> word ''vegetarian'' keeps popping into our heads. On the Ninth Day..... We
> check our hair to make sure we're not beginning to sprout feathers. On the
> Tenth Day..... We hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the
> broiler. On the Eleventh Day..... We smile over the creamed gizzard
> because
> the thigh bones are in sight. On the Twelfth Day..... We apologize for
> running out of turkey leftovers. And everybody says, "Amen!"

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