[bct] Re: Teasing

  • From: "David Tanner" <david-tanner@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 4 Feb 2006 15:04:16 -0600

Yep, I knew that guy could tell a fishey story.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Neal Ewers" <neal.ewers@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:59 PM
Subject: [bct] Re: Teasing

: Dan, just think what would have happened had you imbibed that particular
: bottle of scotch.  Or, does combining it with swimming pool water
: somehow render it more potent?
: Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal.  No, there is only one Neal there, you've just
: been drinking.
: -----Original Message-----
: From: blindcooltech-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
: [mailto:blindcooltech-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of The Scarlet
: Wombat
: Sent: Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:54 PM
: To: blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
: Subject: [bct] Re: Teasing
: Beth, I did that once.  It is an experience I, nor the fine citizens of 
: Shady Cove, California, will never forget.  I dumped a bottle of Scotch 
: into the community fish pond, in front of city hall, late one Saturday 
: night after the local policeman had passed out in his car from too many 
: doughnuts.  I emptied the whole bottle, 750 ml, into the pond and beat
: feet 
: out of there.
: About seven the next morning, there was a god-awful roaring noise from
: the 
: direction of city hall.  I never figured it had anything to do with the 
: Scotch, so got on my bike and sped that direction to see what the
: commotion 
: was.
: When I arrived, or rather, tried to arrive, there were about a thousand 
: people there yelling and jostling to get a view.  I elbowed my way
: through 
: the crowd and saw something that I will never forget.  The goldfish in
: the 
: pond, they actually called them Coi, had grown, I don't mean a little, I
: mean to ten foot monsters.  They also had somehow, developed the ability
: to 
: breathe air as they were flopping all over the pavement around the fish 
: pond and walking on their fins.  There was, what can only be called, a 
: gigantic bar fight among the fish.  One would rear up and slap another
: with 
: its fins, and then be hit from behind by another fish who had launched 
: himself, or was it herself, from the steps of city hall.  Not only were 
: they all in this incredible fight, as we watched, they were 
: growing.  Within five minutes, each was twenty feet long and three had 
: burst through the doors of city hall and were tearing the innards out of
: the building.
: There were about twenty five of these monsters, and in an hour, each was
: the size of a semi tractor and trailor and had clogged Interstate 5 and 
: caused the biggest traffic jam of the 20th century.
: It was hard to believe this all came from just one bottle of Scotch.
: After the last fish had disappeared down the interstate, the janitor
: just 
: stood there in a daze.  I asked him what happened, as if I did not 
: know.  He shook his head and just muttered, "There's one missing, I had
: 26 
: fish in there, there are only 25, where's the last one?"  Just then, a 
: thunderous noise came from city hall, itself, and the building rose and 
: crumbled as a fish, possibly 300 feet long, flashed up from the sewers
: and 
: flew off.  Yup, you should have seen the one who got away.
: Dan, see what Scotch will do? 

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