Beth, why on earth would I need to be extra careful? Are you suggesting
that I would waste even a nanoliter of good Scotch by spilling it on a
book? Perish forfund!
I never mix Scotch and books, first, it makes a wretched cocktail, but more importantly, Scotch is too important to be diluted by reading.
Dan, who needs to make Braille labels for his Scotch bottles so he knows which is which.