Beth, problem with pouring tequila into your nose is that it requires you
to stand on your head. This causes blood to rush to your head, away from
your feet, which balloon up and become stuck to the cieling. When the
firemen come in to rescue you because nobody has heard from you in seven
weeks, they will die of laughter and their families will sue you and you
will sue the tequila manufacturer, which will result in your owning the
tequila company and then, you can send us all bottles for Christmas, so
please, go ahead.