[bct] Re: Happy New Year to All

  • From: The Scarlet Wombat <coconut@xxxxxxx>
  • To: blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 01 Jan 2006 13:19:45 -0500

New Year's resolutions

In the New Year, I will...
1. eat less chocolate
2. drink less Scotch
3. chase fewer women
4. stop spending money
5. eat less chocolate...did I already say that?

Wait!  Who the hell wrote this, surely wasn't me.  Let's try again.

In the new year, I will...
1. eat more chocolate
2. enjoy my Single Malts thoroughly
3. have more friends over to dinner
4. enjoy spending the money I haven't yet gotton [grin]
5. enjoy my grandkids

That's better, especially the chocolate part.

Dan, who plans to die at age 127, shot to death by a jealous husband

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