New Year's resolutions
In the New Year, I will... 1. eat less chocolate 2. drink less Scotch 3. chase fewer women 4. stop spending money 5. eat less chocolate...did I already say that?
Wait! Who the hell wrote this, surely wasn't me. Let's try again.
In the new year, I will... 1. eat more chocolate 2. enjoy my Single Malts thoroughly 3. have more friends over to dinner 4. enjoy spending the money I haven't yet gotton [grin] 5. enjoy my grandkids
That's better, especially the chocolate part.