Actually, I smoke a pipe about once a week in decent weather when I can go
out on the deck. That means my 5 pounds of assorted exotic tobaccos will
last until I'm about 127 years old, or longer. Sometimes, to be totally
decadant, I take some Scotch out on the deck with the pipe and really
commit the unpardonable sin. This only when Marsha is not at home,
because, as she says, I have to wash out my beard after a pipe or she will
put a plastic bag over my head and heat seal it closed.