One time, a friend of mine dropped his cell phone in his toilet by accident.
when he got it out and dried it off, it worked good as new.
----- Original Message ----- From: "The Scarlet Wombat" <coconut@xxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, 14 January, 2006 7:19 PM
Subject: [bct] Re: Cell phone excuses
Sorry, I couldn't take your call, I had to attend the opening of my garage door.
Sorry, I was spending quality time with my blender.
Oh, sorry, I was flossing my cat's teeth.
Couldn't answer, was building a cage for my pet dust mites.
Funny thing is, I told these to a lady friend some years ago who had just been divorced. She was tired of having men hit on her, so I told her to tell them these reasons for turning down dates, it worked.