[bct] Re: Cell phone excuses

  • From: The Scarlet Wombat <coconut@xxxxxxx>
  • To: blindcooltech@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sat, 14 Jan 2006 20:19:25 -0500

Sorry, I couldn't take your call, I had to attend the opening of my garage door.

Sorry, I was spending quality time with my blender.

Oh, sorry, I was flossing my cat's teeth.

Couldn't answer, was building a cage for my pet dust mites.

Funny thing is, I told these to a lady friend some years ago who had just been divorced. She was tired of having men hit on her, so I told her to tell them these reasons for turning down dates, it worked.


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