blind_html Re: Fwd: The Obedient Italian Wife!

  • From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:31:07 -0700

lol, making the rounds again, first time I herd it it was a Jewish wife, girns


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Subject: The Obedient Italian Wife!
Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:37:37 -0700
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>





The Obedient Italian Wife!
There was an Italian immigrant man who had worked all his life, had
saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his
money..
Just before he died, he said to his Italian wife..."When I die, I want
you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that
when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him..
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there - dressed in black, (what else), and her best friend was
sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before
the undertaker got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait
just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came! over with the box and put
it in the casket. Then the undertaker locked the casket down and they
rolled it away. So her friend said,
"Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there
with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm an Italian Catholic & I cannot go
back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
the casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account,
I wrote him a check....  If he can cash it, then he can spend it." AMEN!
Send this to every clever Italian female you know and others, and to
every man who thinks they are smarter than Italian women!!!

Regards,
Alan

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