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Lol!  O my!

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Subject:        Senior Church Moment
Date:   Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:55:38 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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Subject: FW: Senior Church Moment
Senior Church Moment
A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that
will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation... No one wants
him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and
proclaims, ' If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the
Preacher will stay I'll personally double his salary and also establish a
foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
stays .... I will give him sex!'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs.
Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90- year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and
he said, "Screw the preacher..."
Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your
hand over my mouth.
regards,
Alex

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Alan

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