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Subject: Pierre
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:23:35 -0800
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>
Pierre
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend,
Chantelle, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's
a beautiful day and love is in the air. Chantelle leans over to
Pierre and says:
"Pierre, kiss me!' Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it
on Chantelle's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre?', says the startled
Chantelle. 'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I
like to have red wine! She smiles and they start kissing. When things
began to heat up a little, Chantelle says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
starts pouring it all over her breasts.
'Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Chantelle. 'I am
Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have
white wine!' They resume their passionate interlude and things really
steam up. Chantelle leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre,
kiss me lower!' Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of
Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it
on fire.
Chantelle shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in
the river, Chantelle throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,
'PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, 'I am Pierre the fighter
pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!'
Regards,
Alan
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