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  • From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2009 10:43:06 -0800

lol, now isn't this one a amusing summation of reality!

thanks,
the elf
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Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2009 17:31:44 -0800
Subject: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job
is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump
into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter ..either my
radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Regards,
Alan

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