Yeah, I agree. That's fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfunny. Paul
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lol! thanks
elf ----- Original Message ----- From: "Nimer Jaber" <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:00 AM Subject: blind_html [Fwd: Dog for Sale]
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: Dog for Sale Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:56:40 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees
a sign in
front ofa broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He
rings the
bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever
sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So,
what's your story?'The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I
was prettyyoung. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In
no time at
all theyhad me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and
world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.''I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the
jettingaround really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I
decidedto settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover
security,wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.''I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for
the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling
him so
cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
Regards,
Alan
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