blind_html Re: [Fwd: Dog for Sale]

  • From: Paul Tandy <paul96cars@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 18:15:05 -0900

Yeah, I agree.  That's fhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfunny.
Paul

----- Original Message -----
From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date sent: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:56:59 -0800
Subject: blind_html Re: [Fwd: Dog for Sale]

lol! thanks

elf
----- Original Message -----
From: "Nimer Jaber" <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx
To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:00 AM
Subject: blind_html [Fwd: Dog for Sale]




-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Dog for Sale
Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:56:40 -0800
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: Alan J.  Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx



A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees
a sign in
front of
a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He
rings the
bell and
the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the  backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever
sitting
there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he
says 'So,
what's
your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I
was pretty
young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In
no time at
all they
had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and
world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the
jetting
around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I
decided
to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some
undercover
security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some
incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for
the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling
him so
cheap?'
'Because he's a liar.  He never did any of that shit.

Regards,

Alan


Please click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/
<http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
There, you'll find files of my arrangements and performances
played on
the Yamaha Tyros keyboard. I often add files so check back
regularly!

The albums in Technics  format formerly on my website are still
available upon request.
__._,_.___
Messages in this topic

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/message/91215;_ylc
=X3oDMTM1YThtbThuBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3
MDUxODkwNTIEbXNnSWQDOTEyMTUEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDdnRwYwRzdGltZQMxMjM1N
DkxMDIzBHRwY0lkAzkxMjE1
(1) Reply (via web post)

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJw
NmU5bDNvBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwN
TIEbXNnSWQDOTEyMTUEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcnBseQRzdGltZQMxMjM1NDkxMDIz?a
ct=reply&messageNum=91215
| Start a new topic

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJk
ZXV0Y3VrBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwN
TIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDbnRwYwRzdGltZQMxMjM1NDkxMDIz
Messages

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/messages;_ylc=X3oD
MTJkM2d0ZTdvBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxO
DkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDbXNncwRzdGltZQMxMjM1NDkxMDIz
| Files

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/files;_ylc=X3oDMTJ
ldDY4aGF2BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkw
NTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDZmlsZXMEc3RpbWUDMTIzNTQ5MTAyMw--
| Photos

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/photos;_ylc=X3oDMT
JkbGxzMmdsBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODk
wNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcGhvdARzdGltZQMxMjM1NDkxMDIz
| Links

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/links;_ylc=X3oDMTJ
lMThtYjhvBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkw
NTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDbGlua3MEc3RpbWUDMTIzNTQ5MTAyMw--
| Database

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/database;_ylc=X3oD
MTJiMjc4Njc5BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxO
DkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDZGIEc3RpbWUDMTIzNTQ5MTAyMw--
| Polls

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/polls;_ylc=X3oDMTJ
ldXFocWcwBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkw
NTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcG9sbHMEc3RpbWUDMTIzNTQ5MTAyMw--
| Calendar

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/calendar;_ylc=X3oD
MTJjdm9qcGtjBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxO
DkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDY2FsBHN0aW1lAzEyMzU0OTEwMjM-
MARKETPLACE

-----------------------------------------------------------------
-------
From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft
Foods

<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13r70alq2/M=493064.12016295.13271503
.10835568/D=groups/S=1705189052:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1235498224/L=/B=
TAuqB0PDhFM-/J=1235491024149234/A=5530388/R=0/SIG=11nuutlas/*http
://explore.yahoo.com/groups/kraftmealsmadesimple/
Yahoo! Groups

<http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJjYW5oMGhkBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBG
dycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDZ2ZwBHN
0aW1lAzEyMzU0OTEwMjM-
Change settings via the Web

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/join;_ylc=X3oDMTJl
ZWozaTRzBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwN
TIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDc3RuZ3MEc3RpbWUDMTIzNTQ5MTAyMw--
(Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest

<mailto:Blind-chit-chat-digest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=Email%20De
livery:%20Digest
| Switch format to Traditional

<mailto:Blind-chit-chat-traditional@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=Chang
e%20Delivery%20Format:%20Traditional
Visit Your Group

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat;_ylc=X3oDMTJjaHBrd
WMwBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2
VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDaHBmBHN0aW1lAzEyMzU0OTEwMjM-
| Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/>
|
Unsubscribe
<mailto:Blind-chit-chat-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=
Recent Activity

Visit Your Group

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat;_ylc=X3oDMTJkaDRva
XRxBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2
VjA3Z0bARzbGsDdmdocARzdGltZQMxMjM1NDkxMDIz
Yahoo! Groups

Cat Group

<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13o79ks4s/M=493064.12016263.12445670
.8674578/D=groups/S=1705189052:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1235498224/L=/B=TQu
qB0PDhFM-/J=1235491024149234/A=5522125/R=0/SIG=11kt0eu7c/*http://
advision.webevents.yahoo.com/domoreforcats/

Join a group for

people who love cats

Yahoo! Groups

Everyday Wellness Zone

<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13o2l97ef/M=493064.12662708.12980600
.8674578/D=groups/S=1705189052:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1235498224/L=/B=Tgu
qB0PDhFM-/J=1235491024149234/A=5349275/R=0/SIG=11nhsqmjq/*http://
advision.webevents.yahoo.com/EverydayWellness/

Check out featured

healthy living groups.

All-Bran

10 Day Challenge

<http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13o3no15u/M=493064.12016283.12445687
.8674578/D=groups/S=1705189052:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1235498224/L=/B=Twu
qB0PDhFM-/J=1235491024149234/A=5202323/R=0/SIG=11aijbghb/*http://
new.groups.yahoo.com/allbrangroup

Join the club and

feel the benefits.

.

__,_._,___

--


Nimer M.  Jaber

The information transmitted is intended only for the person or
entity to
which it
is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged
material.  Any
review,
retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any
action in
reliance
upon this information by persons or entities other than the
intended
recipient is
prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the
sender via
reply e-mail, and delete the
material from any computer.

Website:
http://www.empowertheblind.org
Phone:
(720) (251-4530)

blind_html
To unsubscribe, please send a blank email to
blind_html-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
with unsubscribe in the subject line.
To access the archives, please visit:
http://www.freelists.org/archive/blind_html

Thanks


blind_html
To unsubscribe, please send a blank email to
blind_html-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
with unsubscribe in the subject line.
To access the archives, please visit:
http://www.freelists.org/archive/blind_html

Thanks
blind_html
To unsubscribe, please send a blank email to
blind_html-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
with unsubscribe in the subject line.
To access the archives, please visit:
http://www.freelists.org/archive/blind_html

Thanks

Other related posts: