blind_html Re: A Good Joke
- From: "The Elf" <inthaneelf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:46:08 -0800
lol, thanks needed some funnies tonight
the elf
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From: "Nimer" <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 6:13 PM
Subject: blind_html A Good Joke
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an
elderly man
standing
at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest
gun in the
West.
The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a
drink and
told
him the story of his great ambition.
'Do you think you could give me some tips?' he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, 'Well, for one thing,
you're wearing
your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.
'Sure will,' replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and
shot the
bow tie
off the piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the hot shot. 'Got any more tips for me?'
'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the
hammer
hits
it. That'll give you a smoother draw'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the younger man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his
gun in a
blur,
and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?'
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See
that axle
grease
over there? Coat your gun with it.'
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on
the barrel
of
his gun.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle
and all.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the
piano,
he's
gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much.
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