blind_html Fwd: Two Golfers

  • From: Nimer Jaber <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 07 May 2009 14:57:02 -0600



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Subject:        Two Golfers
Date:   Thu, 7 May 2009 11:02:35 -0700
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>





Golfer at the dentist:
>> A man and  his wife walked into a dentist's office.
>> The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one hell of
>> a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car
>> waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the
>> anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done
>> with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best
>> golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I  don't
>> have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'   The
>> dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is
>> surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth
>> pulled  without using anything to kill the pain.'
>> So the dentist asks him, 'Which tooth is it sir?
>
>> The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your
>> mouth Honey, and Show him.
> i bet the man is dead already

Regards,
Alan

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