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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:44:15 -0700



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Subject:        The ostrich
Date:   Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:55:34 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



The ostrich
A man walks  into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
him.  The  waitress asks them for their orders.
The man  says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the
ostrich,  'What's yours?'
'I'll have  the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time  later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be
$9.40  please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out
the  exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger,
fries and a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
asks the  waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato
and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
and places it on the table.
The waitress  cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse
me,  sir. How  do you manage to always come up with the exact
change in your  pocket every time?'
'Well,' says  the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic
and found  an old lamp. When  I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and
offered me two  wishes.  My  first wish was that if I ever had to
pay for anything, I would  just put my hand in my pocket and the
right amount of money  would always be there.'
'That's  brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most  people would ask for
a million dollars or something, but you'll  always be as rich as you
want for as long as you  live!'
'That's  right. Whether  it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is  always there,' says the man.
The waitress  asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
The man  sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall
chick  with a big a-- and long legs who agrees with everything I  say.'

Regards,

Alan


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