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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, Brandon Shuttleworth <shuttleworthb01@xxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:41:06 -0600


"every time I say something they find hard to hear
they chalk it up to my anger
and never to their own fear"
Ani Difranco: I'm Not A Pretty Girl 1995

Nimer M. Jaber

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-------- Original Message --------
Subject:        Telephone call
Date:   Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:11:27 -0700
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



        "Hello?"
        "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
        " No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
        After a brief pause..., Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."
        "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right
now."
        Brief Pause....
        "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on the table,
        run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.."
        "Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."
        A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I
did it,
        Daddy ."
        "And what happened, honey?" he asked.
        "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
on the
      dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
        "Oh my!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
        "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.  He was all
scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he
       didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
        He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
        Long Pause...
        Longer Pause .......
        Even Longer Pause...........
        Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? We don't have a swimming pool
...Is this 486-5731?"
        "No, I think you have the wrong number..."

Regards,
Alan

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