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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:32:36 -0700



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Subject:        THE BLOND AND THE SNOW PLOW
Date:   Mon, 2 Feb 2009 07:27:16 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



 THE BLOND AND THE SNOW PLOW
One winter morning at breakfast a couple was
listening to the radio
. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can
get through."
The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife
went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time

Regards,
Alan

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