blind_html [Fwd: Senior Church Moment]


Nimer M. Jaber

The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which 
it
is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any 
review,
retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in 
reliance
upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient 
is
prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender via reply 
e-mail, and delete the
material from any computer.

Website:
http://www.empowertheblind.org
Phone:
(720) (251-4530)



-------- Original Message --------
Subject:        Senior Church Moment
Date:   Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:55:38 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



Subject: FW: Senior Church Moment
Senior Church Moment
A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a
larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within
the congregation... No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up
and proclaims, ' If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says,
'If the Preacher will stay I'll personally double his salary and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If
the Preacher stays .... I will give him sex!'
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs.
Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90- year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding
his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side
to side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how
we could help and he said, "Screw the preacher..."
Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and
your hand over my mouth.
regards,
Alex

Regards,
Alan

Please click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
There, you'll find files of my arrangements and performances played on
the Yamaha Tyros keyboard.  I often add files so check back regularly!
The albums in Technics  format formerly on my website are still
available upon request.
__._,_.___
Messages in this topic <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/message/85958;_ylc=X3oDMTM1bzY0M3FzBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEbXNnSWQDODU5NTgEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDdnRwYwRzdGltZQMxMjI5NTQzNzYxBHRwY0lkAzg1OTU4> (1) Reply (via web post) <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJwYmM5aWE1BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEbXNnSWQDODU5NTgEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcnBseQRzdGltZQMxMjI5NTQzNzYx?act=reply&messageNum=85958> | Start a new topic <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/post;_ylc=X3oDMTJkYjd1MWF0BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDbnRwYwRzdGltZQMxMjI5NTQzNzYx> Messages <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/messages;_ylc=X3oDMTJkZTFoY2s0BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDbXNncwRzdGltZQMxMjI5NTQzNzYx> | Files <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/files;_ylc=X3oDMTJldDZycm0xBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDZmlsZXMEc3RpbWUDMTIyOTU0Mzc2MQ--> | Photos <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/photos;_ylc=X3oDMTJkcnBlbTJvBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcGhvdARzdGltZQMxMjI5NTQzNzYx> | Links <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/links;_ylc=X3oDMTJlOHJuNTh1BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDbGlua3MEc3RpbWUDMTIyOTU0Mzc2MQ--> | Database <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/database;_ylc=X3oDMTJibWo5NjMxBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDZGIEc3RpbWUDMTIyOTU0Mzc2MQ--> | Polls <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/polls;_ylc=X3oDMTJlaWhiZGN2BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDcG9sbHMEc3RpbWUDMTIyOTU0Mzc2MQ--> | Calendar <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/calendar;_ylc=X3oDMTJjZ2EwbW5jBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDY2FsBHN0aW1lAzEyMjk1NDM3NjE->
MARKETPLACE
------------------------------------------------------------------------
From kitchen basics to easy recipes - join the Group from Kraft Foods <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13r8oh1l0/M=493064.12016295.13271503.10835568/D=groups/S=1705189052:MKP1/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1229550961/L=/B=eiHvQkLaX.k-/J=1229543761938689/A=5530388/R=0/SIG=11nuutlas/*http://explore.yahoo.com/groups/kraftmealsmadesimple/> Yahoo! Groups <http://groups.yahoo.com/;_ylc=X3oDMTJjbjNzY2UyBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDZ2ZwBHN0aW1lAzEyMjk1NDM3NjE-> Change settings via the Web <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/join;_ylc=X3oDMTJldTcxZ2oxBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDc3RuZ3MEc3RpbWUDMTIyOTU0Mzc2MQ--> (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest <mailto:Blind-chit-chat-digest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=Email%20Delivery:%20Digest> | Switch format to Traditional <mailto:Blind-chit-chat-traditional@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=Change%20Delivery%20Format:%20Traditional> Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat;_ylc=X3oDMTJjaTJkZWtuBF9TAzk3NDc2NTkwBGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA2Z0cgRzbGsDaHBmBHN0aW1lAzEyMjk1NDM3NjE-> | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> | Unsubscribe <mailto:Blind-chit-chat-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?subject=>
Recent Activity

   *
     2
     New Members
     
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat/members;_ylc=X3oDMTJlYnBlZzh0BF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA3Z0bARzbGsDdm1icnMEc3RpbWUDMTIyOTU0Mzc2MQ-->

Visit Your Group <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Blind-chit-chat;_ylc=X3oDMTJkMXN2YXNqBF9TAzk3MzU5NzE0BGdycElkAzMxMDU1NARncnBzcElkAzE3MDUxODkwNTIEc2VjA3Z0bARzbGsDdmdocARzdGltZQMxMjI5NTQzNzYx>
Yahoo! Groups

Going Green Zone <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13ollj4nv/M=493064.12016272.13280354.8674578/D=groups/S=1705189052:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1229550961/L=/B=eyHvQkLaX.k-/J=1229543761938689/A=5541753/R=0/SIG=11ckn2mo6/*http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/green/>

Resources for a greener planet.

Resources for a greener you.

Everyday Wellness

on Yahoo! Groups <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13o2fat7s/M=493064.12662708.12980600.8674578/D=groups/S=1705189052:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1229550961/L=/B=fCHvQkLaX.k-/J=1229543761938689/A=5349272/R=0/SIG=11nhsqmjq/*http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/EverydayWellness/>

Find groups that will

help you stay fit.

Y! Groups blog

the best source <http://us.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=13ooevj49/M=493064.12016258.12582637.8674578/D=groups/S=1705189052:NC/Y=YAHOO/EXP=1229550961/L=/B=fSHvQkLaX.k-/J=1229543761938689/A=5191955/R=0/SIG=112mhte3e/*http://www.ygroupsblog.com/blog/>

for the latest

scoop on Groups.

.

__,_._,___
blind_html
To unsubscribe, please send a blank email to
blind_html-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
with unsubscribe in the subject line.
To access the archives, please visit:
http://www.freelists.org/archive/blind_html

Thanks

Other related posts: