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- From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:10:11 -0700
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Subject: Proper English Lesson
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:33:59 -0800
From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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To: Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>
Proper English. Here's why you should have paid better attention to
your English teacher.
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift
certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit
to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove tothe reservation, handed
his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in
for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a
potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder,
warned, "This ispowerful medicine and it must be
respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say
'1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more
manly than you have ever been in your life and you can
perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he
turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from
working?" "Your partner must say
'1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does,
the medicine will not work again until the next full
moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he
went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the
medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the
bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
"1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His
wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And
then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition.
OR ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!
Regards,
Alan
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