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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:10:11 -0700



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Subject:        Proper English Lesson
Date:   Sun, 15 Feb 2009 09:33:59 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



Proper English. Here's why you should have paid better attention to your English teacher.
             On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift
 certificate from his wife.  The certificate paid for a visit
 to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
 rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
 After being persuaded, he drove tothe reservation, handed
 his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in
 for.
             The old man slowly, methodically produced a
 potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder,
 warned, "This ispowerful medicine and it must be
 respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say
 '1-2-3.  'When you do that, you will become more
 manly than you have ever been in your life and you can
 perform as long as you  want."
             The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he
 turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from
 working?"  "Your partner must say
 '1-2-3-4,'  he responded.  "But when she does,
 the medicine will not work again until the next full
 moon."
             He was very eager to see if it worked so he
 went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the
 medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the
 bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,
 "1-2-3!"
             Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His
 wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And
 then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
 sentences with a preposition.
             OR ONE COULD END UP WITH A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!

Regards,
Alan

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