blind_html [Fwd: Murder at Wal-Mart]

  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:51:38 -0700

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Subject:        Murder at Wal-Mart
Date:   Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:46:27 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>

Murder at Wal-Mart
Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young
husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance
policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to
have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'
Artie then explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a
spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but
that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened
his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside. Artie
sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down
payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart
store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to
strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her
last breath & slumped to the floor.
The manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder
scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no
choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. However, unknown to
Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras &
observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police.
Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless
husband who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared ..
(You're going to hate me for this ... )
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