Nimer M. Jaber The information transmitted is intended only for the person or entity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any review, retransmission, dissemination or other use of, or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by persons or entities other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you received this in error, please contact the sender via reply e-mail, and delete the material from any computer. Website: http://www.empowertheblind.org Phone: (720) (251-4530) -------- Original Message -------- Subject: Last Nights Late Night Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:11:16 -0800 From: Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx To: <blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Here are a collection of last nights late night jokes. 2008/12/11. The Tonight Show with Jay LenoA very embarrassing moment in Illinois today. The governor attended the opening of a nativity scene and when the three wise men showed up with gifts for the baby Jesus, Gov. Blagojevich demanded half the loot. I think he took the frankincense and the
myrrh.President-elect Barack Obama has called for the Illinois governor to resign, but he refused. He refused a directive from the next president of the United States
to which Hillary Clinton said, So?The economy is looking bad. In Beverly Hills women are firing their nannies and having
to learn the names of their own children. Thats how bad it is.It was on this day in 1872 that Americas first black governor took office, in Louisiana.
The man he beat out for the job? John McCain. Late Show with David LettermanGolden Globe nominations are out today. Sarah Palin was nominated for a Golden Globe. Thats right. Shes nominated for Outstanding Comedy Performance in a Presidential
Campaign. Third year in a row, Pamela Anderson was nominated for Best Golden Globes.The Blagojevich scandal is getting ugly. Theyre turning up new things on the guy who tried to sell the Illinois Senate seat. It turns out that, years ago, that thing
on his head tried to mate with the thing on Donald Trumps head. Late Night with Conan O'BrienYesterday, President-elect Obama called on Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich to resign. After hearing this, Blagojevich said, If he wants to call and talk to me, it's $4.99
a minute.According to an article about President Bush's fitness routine, during his presidency, Bush has spent 2,500 hours walking on a treadmill. Bush says he only wanted to be on the treadmill for 45 minutes, but he couldn't figure out how to turn it off. Boeing announced today that it is postponing delivery of its new 787 Dreamliner plane until 2010. This means that for the first time ever, the luggage will arrive at the
same time as the plane.Astronomers say they've discovered a planet with an atmosphere that is made up entirely of poisonous carbon dioxide. As a result, they're naming the planet Cleveland.
The Late Late Show with Craig FergusonThe Golden Globe nominations were announced today. Theyre the least important awards.
Even the adult video awards are more important.The Golden Globes is the most corrupt awards show in Hollywood. Heres how it works: The nominations are selected by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. When you hear that you think prestigious journalists . . . Le Monde or Der Spiegel. Actually
theyre from the Amsterdam Penny Saver or the Zurich Yodeler.As a result, every year they vote for whatever studio gives them the coolest guests. Theyre bribed! They should spend all that money on something productive like buying
a Senate seat. Jimmy Kimmel Live!California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said yesterday that we are headed for financial Armageddon. He also said Californias credit rating could die hard, possibly with
a vengeance.He has a bold plan: He wants to use two space shuttles to drop nuclear bombs on the
budget.Barack Obama had another press conference today. Among other things, he talked about
the economy, which I guess is in bad shape. I wasnt aware of this.He says job prospects are the worst theyve been in 26 years. This Obama is turning
out to be a real bummer with these speeches. Regards, AlanPlease click on: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~alanandsuzanne/ <http://www.home.earthlink.net/%7Ealanandsuzanne/>.
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