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  • From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:14:52 -0700



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Subject:        I Miss Bill Clinton
Date:   Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:04:28 -0800
From:   Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To:       Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
To:     Alan J. Paganelli <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>



  I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. >From a show on Canadian
TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily
of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge
Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know,
I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need
to know."
Clinton
's tenure will be recorded in history as "8 Years of sex between the Bushes"
.

Regards,
Alan

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