blind_html Christmas Tree
- From: Nimer <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, Alan Paganelli <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:38:17 -0700
7 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
7: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the
past.
6: Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
5: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have
it hauled away.
3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of
your pickup truck.
7 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
7: A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the
past.
6: Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
5: You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
4: When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have
it hauled away.
3: A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
2: A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
1: A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of
your pickup truck.
And here's three reasons why Christmas trees are better than men.
It may have a little prick, but at least it's got more than one.
When you're sick of it's balls hanging about on display, you can just
take them down
without worrying about facing criminal charges.
And, the tree doesn't complain if you only get it erect once a year.
--
Nimer M. Jaber
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