[bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
- From: Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2009 23:31:25 -0700 (PDT)
very good, Kim!
Cindy
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--- On Sun, 7/5/09, Kim Friedman <kimfri11@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: Kim Friedman <kimfri11@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 10:01 PM
I hate to say this to you, but I will. This message was
punishing to listen to. Regards, Kim aka Ellinder.
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[bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
Personally, I never open a door. I o-pun it.I
have often been called pun-tilious and those whom I dislike have accused me of
pun-naciousness. I write with an ink-pun and when I work out I pun-ch a
pun-ching bag. My favorite pie is the pun-kin pie. On the rare occasions that I
have tried football I found that I prefer pun-ting. As you have probably
figured
out, I am never late.
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lol! That remindds me
of a list of recent puns I received but I'll spare you all. I loved them; if
anyone wants them and I still find them I''ll send them
to you off
list
Cindy
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From: Kim Friedman <kimfri11@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject:
[bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
To:
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Date: Sunday, July 5, 2009, 6:08 PM
Hi,
Bob and everyone else who delights in the slightly absurd, I've heard songs
which manipulate words in an interesting way. I really don't know how
to
describe this. Say you have a song using foods, fish, or animals to say
something. Here's an example of what I mean: "Gorilla of my dreams, you're a
cheetah
it seems, Oh, why are you lion to me?" or "I'm not floundering around
and I thank cod I never smelt anything awful. I was herring all manner of
chough,
so I left for the halibut." I admire this kind of thing. Do we
call this extensive punning? Regards,
Kim.
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Sent: Sunday, July 05, 2009 6:23 AM
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Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite
Bulwer-Lytton sentence
No thanks Sue.
However, ahem, here's
another winner that I thought was pretty funny:
Darnell knew he was
getting hung out to dry when the D.A. made him come clean by airing other
people's dirty laundry; the plea deal was a new wrinkle and
there were still
issues to iron out, but he hoped it would all come out in the wash - otherwise
he had folded like a cheap suit for nothing.
Lynn Lamousin
Baton Rouge,
LA
Bob
- "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the
same
time."
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siss52
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Sent: Sunday,
July 05, 2009 6:35 AM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite
Bulwer-Lytton sentence
<lol> That kid could have written the
sentence while reading Nineteen Minutes, after which playing Twenty Questions
while dining at Twenty-One!! What
fun!! Any more
takers?
Sue S.
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Bob
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Sunday, July 05, 2009 4:43 AM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: My favorite
Bulwer-Lytton sentence
<lol> that sentence could have been written
by a fourteen-year-old in fifteen minutes singing "sixteen candles" while
juggling seventeen penguins humming
the opening bars of the eighteen twelve
overture.
Bob
- "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at
the same
time."
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From:
Carrie Karnos
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Sent: Saturday, July 04, 2009 9:22 PM
Subject: [bksvol-discuss]
My favorite Bulwer-Lytton sentence
About halfway through this sentence, I
start screaming, "Make it stop! Make it stop!" For me, this is THE worst
opening
line ever:
She wasn't really my type, a hard-looking but untalented
reporter from the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate
representative
of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch,
my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from
Beethoven's Ninth Symphony,
so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in
eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms,
and, humming "The Twelfth of Never,"
I got lucky on Friday the
thirteenth.
--Wm. W. "Buddy" Ocheltree, Port Townsend, Washington (1993
Winner)
See what I mean??
Carrie
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