But then you would miss out on the lap dance and table dances! Can't you just picture that in your mind?
I'd rather be alone.
E. At 06:29 PM 4/1/2005, you wrote:E,
You can request whatever you want! What you get is an over-the-hill, out of work, out of shape, 500 lbs. sumo wrestler with an attitude.
P.S. and why exactly is lbs the abbreviation for pounds??? I imagine there is either an extremely logical historical reason, or maybe it is just another one of those mysteries of the universe.
At 04:36 PM 4/1/2005, you wrote:Can we request a male stripper? Does he make house calls? Does he keep in good physical shape?