Old mail but nevertheless hilarious.
Kadi would be happy to see this again & again as any other Rajini
movie (even if it is crap)
Vaazhga Rajini. Vaazhga Kadi!!
vijay kumar wrote:
Not sure if you had a chance to read this. I caught up with this today
and seemed hilarious.
Once, Newton came to India
and watched a few Tamil movies...
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
they had his head spinning... He was convinced that all his logic and
laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done...
Particularly in the movies of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such
an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes responsible for
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills
both the gangsters on each side & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But guess what they were playing on their flight...
is how he happened to see another Rajnikanth movie... for one last
time, and optimistically he thought that at least one movie would
follow his theory of Physics. The whole movie goes on fine and Newton
is happy that the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries
like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall,
he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
CoolHotmail : Your crazy personality deserves a unique email
identity like yourname@xxxxxxxxxxx. Choose from this and hundreds other
unique email ids now Try