<USS Avalon> USS Allegiance - Main Security

The USS Allegiance - Main Security
By Ensign Curly Long, Ensign Larry Stooge, Ensign L'Rel and Ensign h'Rdy

Security officers Curly Long, and Larry Stooge walked suspiciously from the 
security office into the corridor.  They had heard a cry for help only fifteen 
minutes prior, and were finally in gear to assist.  They slowly slinked their 
way down the corridor.  As they turned the corner, Ensign Curly Long saw what 
appeared to be a Borg drone.  He shot his phaser and the shot went right 
through it, but he didn't see that.

Ensign Stooge looked around the same corner and saw the XO.  "Don't shoot the 
XO, you nitwit."

"But that's a Borg!" 

"I don't see a Borg, I see the XO."  They turned to face each other.

"You must be blind.  Perhaps you need your eyes checked. Look again."  They 
both turned back to what they thought they saw, and there was nothing there, 
except for the spot on the wall where the phaser blast was.

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