<USS Avalon> Attention all USS Avalon Staff

All crewmembers will find the following PADD (now available in 16 Crayola 
colours for your enjoyment!) on the beds in their quarters...  

"TO THE CREW OF THE USS AVALON!

DOCTOR FELICITY ROAN AND THE MEDICAL STAFF LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR ANNUAL 
MEDICAL SCREENING.

WHILE WE HAVE RECEIVED A COPY OF YOUR LAST KNOWN MEDICAL FILE, WE MUST HAVE 
AN UP TO DATE COPY FOR OUR RECORDS.

USUALLY, THIS SCREENING LASTS NO MORE THAN 5 - 10 MINUTES - UNLESS YOU'RE 
CARRYING A PLAGUE OF COURSE (JUST KIDDING - MEDICAL HUMOUR YOU KNOW!)

WE HAVE REFRESHMENTS AND AMBIENT LIGHTING FOR THE MEDICAL BAY-CHALLENGED.  
MUSIC WILL BE PROVIDED UPON REQUEST.

ALL MEDICAL STAFF HAS BEEN INSTRUCTED NOT TO BITE (JUST KIDDING AGAIN, THE 
STAFF IS WELL FED AND THEY NEVER BITE).

WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISIT - STICKERS AND LOLLIPOPS FOR THE MEDICAL BAY - 
CHALLENGED AMOUNG YOU. (THIS IS NOT A JOKE).

SINCERELY,

FELICITY ROAN, Chief Medical Officer
and the entire AVALON MEDICAL TEAM"


((OCC: Apologies if the text below is perceived as shouting, it is just 
rather the exact text on a PADD - Felicity's player.))

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