atw: Thursday Humour (Pre-Easter) Fwd: Call at the club

>MAN     :       "Hello"
>
>WOMAN   :  "Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?"
>
>MAN     :       "Yes"
>
>WOMAN   :   "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
>It's only $2,500.  Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>MAN     :       "Sure, "go ahead if you like it that much."
>
>WOMAN   :  "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw their new 2003
>models.  I saw one I really liked."
>
>MAN     :       "How much?"
>
>WOMAN   :  "$260,000"
>
>MAN     :       "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
>
>WOMAN   :  "Great!  Oh, and one more thing; the house we wanted last year is
>back on the market. They're asking $2,450,000."
>
>MAN     :       "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
>$2,300,000."
>
>WOMAN   :  "OK.  I'll see you later!  I love you!"
>
>MAN     :      "Bye, I love you too."
>
>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
>astonishment.
>Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Avagoodlongweekend.

Cheers,

Michael


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