atw: Re: [austechwriter] Starting Friday with a joke ...

How about this for a monday joke, all you kiwis will love this

http://members.hn.ozemail.com.au/gerardandkim/




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From: Ana Young [mailto:ana_young2000@xxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, 22 August 2003 8:37 AM
To: AusTech
Subject: [austechwriter] Starting Friday with a joke ...


Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational
asks readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one
letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002
winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start
with.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of getting laid.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got
extra credit).

Glibido: All talk and no action.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style
Invitational:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid AND an asshole.


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