atw: Re: Wednesday humour
- From: "Kiernan, Neisha" <Neisha.Kiernan@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "'austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx'" <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2012 02:19:36 +0000
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From: Bill Parker [mailto:bill@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 12:46 PM
To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: atw: Wednesday humour
Here's a few of Tommy Cooper's best:
Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the
hash key...'
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
I went to a seafood disco last week.and pulled a muscle.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it
sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds
and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. '
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says
'So are you, you fat bastard!'
'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a
little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.'
A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'
The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'
Bill
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