atw: Re: It was Friday a few days ago

I know it is not Friday, but my two favorites are:
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Jill

Jill Nicholson
N&H Communications
2 Park Ave
Roseville
NSW 2069
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www.nhcommunications.com.au

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Christine Kent" <cmkentau@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:09 PM
Subject: atw: It was Friday a few days ago


> Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?  
> Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter  
> This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial
> Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the
> editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a
> correction the next day.    
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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
>      No kidding, really? Ya think?  
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers   
>       Now that's taking things a bit far!  
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over   
>       What a guy!    
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
> No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!  
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant   
> See if that works any better than a fair trial!  
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> War Dims Hope for Peace   
> I can see where it might have that effect!  
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> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
>   Ya think?!  
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures   
>      Who would have thought!  
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> Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide    
> They may be on to something!  
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges   
>      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?  
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> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge   
>     He probably IS the battery charge!  
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group   
> Weren't they fat enough?!  
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft   
> That's what he gets for eating those beans!  
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks   
>       Do they taste like chicken? 
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>   Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half   
>       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors   
>       Boy, are they tall!  
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> And the winner is....   
> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead   
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>     Did I read that right?  
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> We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!  
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