I know it is not Friday, but my two favorites are: Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Jill Jill Nicholson N&H Communications 2 Park Ave Roseville NSW 2069 jpnicho@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx www.nhcommunications.com.au ----- Original Message ----- From: "Christine Kent" <cmkentau@xxxxxxxxx> To: <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:09 PM Subject: atw: It was Friday a few days ago > Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? > Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter > This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial > Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the > editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a > correction the next day. > > > > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says > No kidding, really? Ya think? > > > Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers > Now that's taking things a bit far! > > > Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over > What a guy! > > > Miners Refuse to Work after Death > No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! > > > Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant > See if that works any better than a fair trial! > > > War Dims Hope for Peace > I can see where it might have that effect! > > > If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile > Ya think?! > > > Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures > Who would have thought! > > > Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide > They may be on to something! > > > > Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges > You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? > > > Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge > He probably IS the battery charge! > > > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group > Weren't they fat enough?! > > > > Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft > That's what he gets for eating those beans! > > > Kids Make Nutritious Snacks > Do they taste like chicken? > > > > Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half > Chainsaw Massacre all over again! > > > > Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors > Boy, are they tall! > > > > And the winner is.... > Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead > > Did I read that right? > > > > > > > > > > We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! > > > > > > >