atw: Re: Introducing the Potsworth Scale [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

We are not allowed to drink pints unless it is Guiness or equivalent 
imports; or (rarely, (sadly) Bulmers). The Lowenbrau sells steins. Full 
steins. For real men. Fat men.

Schooner and Middy are still de'riguer mostly.
Although there is a new size called a "Schmiddy" which is between the size 
of the two and usually charged the same as a schooner. Clubs introduced it 
when they found a loophole in the law after they were told to stop 
watering down the beer coming out of the taps...

And they want sympathy over the pokie tax?

I haven't heard large or small, and let me tell you; if I DO... Young'un 
phillistine whipper snapper amateur feminist pinko radical yuppie pub 
users...
They should go back to Latte's. And leave the beer drinkin' to real men. 
Men who know what to ask for. And how to ask for it!

Yours, aching after a morning appointment with the 
leather-undy-wearing-physio;
Warren Lewington
Technical Writer
Metso Minerals
Arndell Park, Sydney.
NSW, Australia.

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