atw: Global Warm-ning! Save the planet - ban Daylight Saving! (Joke)
- From: Write Ideas <writeideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:58:45 +1000
Caution: Daylight Saving starts 02:00 Sunday in Victoria, Australia.
Daylight saving is a lie. My sundial won't adjust!
That extra hour (or
4.1666666666666666666666666666667%) of sunlight a
day is overheating the planet.
Look at the evidence:
? The time lines for the introduction of daylight
saving and the start of global warming closely coincide.
? Heating up the planet by an extra
4.1666666666666666666666666666667% would cause the same result.
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. ;-)
Besides, global warming has just been shown to
protect us from what would have otherwise been a new ice age.
(I know which I'd prefer. A bit more warmth and
some new beach front suburbs a bit further inland any day, thanks.)
Got to get myself a carbon-credit card. (Made out of carbon fibre?)
Cheers,
Micky G.
Michael Granat
Write Ideas
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