atw: Friday Humour - Mud Bath

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An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After
a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have
discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to
live." "But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in
years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a
moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to
that new health spa and take a mud bath every day." Excitedly Bill asked,
"And that will cure me?" "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you
used to the dirt."

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