[Ampex] Pa' su inglés


MENMen Are Just Happier People-What do you expect from such simple creatures?  
Your last name stays put.  The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of 
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.  You can be President.  You can 
never be pregnant.  You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.  You can wear 
NO shirt to a water park.  Car mechanics tell you the truth.  The world is your 
urinal.  You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this 
one is just too icky.  You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a 
nut on a bolt.  Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.  Wedding dress 
$5000.  Tux rental-$100.  People never stare at your chest when you're talking 
to them.  The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.  New 
shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.  One mood all the time.Phone 
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  You know stuff about tanks.  A 
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.  You can open all your own jars.  
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone 
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is 
$8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost 
never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your 
clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle 
lasts for years, maybe decades.  You only have to shave your face and neck.You 
can play with toys all your life.  Your belly usually hides your big hips.  One 
wallet and one pair of shoes ---one color for all seasons.  You can wear shorts 
no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.  You 
have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas 
shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are 

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