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ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS

Lesbian is New Orleans native

Hollywood ­ Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God¹s
way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences
for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year¹s Emmy Awards. ³By
choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites
have clearly invited God¹s wrath,² Robertson said on ³The 700 Club² on
Sunday. ³Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss
Degeneres¹ hometown?²

Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001,
the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.

³This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly
before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,² Robertson explained
to his approximately one million viewers. ³America is waiting for her to
apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought
onto this great nation.²

Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked
to Degeneres¹ growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is
both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a
foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. ³Now we know why
things took a turn for the worse,² he explained.

In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the
Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all
homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.

He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a
list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to
be of sexually deviant persuasions.

³God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,²
Robertson declared. ³But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior
to spread beyond the Tonys.²

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